Are you a Phoenix ???

You could enrol in my Snapvine university..but I think you’d have to go back and re-do some of your high school communication courses first.
I don’t take just anyone into my University.
B/c I’m a nice person..I’ll give you a tip.
Juuust post your Snapvine link right here and demand your contacts leave you messages ! Tell them if they don’t…you’ll turn your i-phone into a lazer (or a taser?) and totally zap theirasses.

I believe you need to go through an apprenticeship program, much like when someone becomes an electrician, plumber or rodeo clown.