Here’s some jokes i found online for ya..just hoping to share a laugh tonight.

What has 90 balls and screws little old ladies?

Bingo.

The graduate with a science degree asks ‘Why does it work?’

The graduate with an engenieering degree asks ‘How does it do that?’

The graduate with an accounting degree asks ‘How much does it cost?’

The graduate with the Arts degree asks ‘Do you want fries with that?’

I’ve use up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead

What happened when Jesus went up to Mount Olive?

Popeye beat him up.

Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident

Roses are redish,

Violets are blueish,

If it wasn’t for Christmas,

We’d all be Jewish.

Have a good night!!!LOL